Hi my I like books and boobies and nice butts and tea and x men and a ton of other stuff I'm too lazy to write
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
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