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hungriestblogger:

when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago

(Source: antifrick, via ugly)

cries:

feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

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dannybrony:

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.

(Source: plastic-cyborg, via sextnoise)

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

(Source: queerhound, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

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so-humorous:

Worlds smallest mountain lion lol

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

magicalmisterysubmarine:

this kid is smarter than like 70% of adults.

(Source: bigpinkbunny, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

workbitchs:

i’m still here… laying down and imagining the original perfume music video

britney being brutally beaten, and after, dying on the ground, she imagines a happy ending for her with the man she loves… i’m having a moment..

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