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Hi my I like books and boobies and nice butts and tea and x men and a ton of other stuff I'm too lazy to write

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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

(via crumbier)

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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(Source: stockphotomodel, via safeguards)

THE STRUCTURE OF REALLY GOOD NOVELS

dukeofbookingham:

It’s just like:

resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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The Year Is 2044

<b><b></b> Me:</b> *is driving kids to school*<p><b>Me:</b> *turns on classic radio station*<p><b>Radio:</b> and now to revive a great classic, here's Nicki Minaj's Anaconda!!!!!<p><b>Me:</b> <p><b>Me:</b> <p><b>Me:</b> MY ANACONDA DONT<p><b>Kids:</b> dad no<p><p>

annoyedpenis:

i literally am my url

(via kianlawley)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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