all i need in this life of sin is me and my snacks
when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago
feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
this kid is smarter than like 70% of adults.
i’m still here… laying down and imagining the original perfume music video
britney being brutally beaten, and after, dying on the ground, she imagines a happy ending for her with the man she loves… i’m having a moment..